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diarycrux:

"I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol"

that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit the fuck down and shut your dipshit mouth

(via celi-fornia)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via wifightclub)